| Category |
Conventional Couples |
| Rating |
PG-13 |
| Summary |
A little bathroom and bedroom fun. Each story features a different
couple or trio. Your part is to guess which couple it is. The
answer key is posted at the end. |
| Spoilers |
None |
| Author's Note |
I needed something fun and light. Enjoy! |
STORY 1
Are you going to be in there forever?
Maybe.
Is this some form of alien torture?
You wish.
Who builds a house with one bathroom?
A guy.
Ugh! Why do I even try?
Aliens.
Humans.
Oh, my!
Argh! Are you finished?
Perhaps.
What are you doing in there?
Annoying you.
Remind me why I put up with you?
The bathroom door opened in response as he stepped out of the steamy
bathroom, dressed only in a small towel. She couldn't help but look
at his sculpted chest. He leaned in and kissed her softly on the
lips.
That's why.
Mmmm.
Coming to bed?
After I use the bathroom.
Oh! Were you wanting to use it?
Ugh!
I love you.
I love you too.
Answer
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STORY 2
She stepped into the steamy bathroom. Quickly taking off her clothes
she stepped into the shower and turned the water on.
Ahh!
What? Is everything okay?
You!
Honey.
Don’t honey me. The water's cold!
Is it?
That’s it!
Whoa! What’s that?
Shaving cream.
You wouldn’t.
You wanna make a bet?
How are my chances?
Not good.
Eww. It has bumpy stuff in it and it smells! Stop!
No.
You’re being childish.
Am I?
Stop!
Oh! Big Mister Alien can’t take it?
That’s it!
Ahh!
How does it feel?
Like I need a shower.
You want company?
Are you going to heat up the water?
That and more.
I love you.
I love you too.
Answer
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STORY 3
She woke up and walked towards the bathroom. Feeling sleepy, she turned
the faucet and waited for the water to fall onto her hands.
Not again!
The water is not on.
I can see that.
Don’t give me that look.
Please tell me you're not trying to fix the plumbing.
I can do it.
That’s what you said last time.
I can.
Electronics and plumbing don’t mix.
Who said?
I did.
Oh! Since Miss Almighty said so, I guess it’s law.
That’s right!
Whatever.
What are you doing?
I said I would fix it!
Ahhh!
Whoops!
Ahh! Stop it!
The water’s on.
No, really?
Do something!
You are the one with the tools.
And you are the one with the Czechoslovakian powers.
Ohh.
It stopped.
I’m all wet...
So am I.
I need to change.
Need any help?
Maybe, but...
But?
No more plumbing experiments.
Okay.
I love you.
I love you too.
Answer
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STORY 4
He was getting ready for bed when he heard a scream coming from the
bathroom.
Ahh!
What?
Kill it!
Kill what?
That...
A spider?
Yes.
It’s a living creature.
It’s creepy.
It helps us.
It’s icky.
It’s only a spider.
Kill it!
It’s not hurting you.
Be my hero!
Been there, done that.
Please!
Fine.
You’re not actually going to touch it? Eww.
Bye, bye!
You let it go?
May it live in peace.
Eww. Don’t touch me with those hands.
What? These hands?
No! Don’t touch me!
Gotcha.
Ahh!
Who’s your hero?
Ugh!
Who’s your hero?
You are.
And?
I love you.
I love you too.
Answer
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STORY 5
Honey? Are you going to be in there all day?
Umm...
What are you doing?
Nothing...
Can I do something for you?
Umm...
Are you okay?
What?
Are you listening to me?
Umm...
He walked into the bathroom and opened the door to see her sitting
on the edge of the bathtub.
What’s wrong?
I can’t look...
Look at what?
What color is it?
Is this what I think it is?
Yes.
It’s blue.
Ahh!
Is that good?
Yes!
Yes?
Yes!
A baby?
Our baby.
I love you.
I love you too.
Answer
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STORY 6
Tired from a hard day of work, she walked into the master bathroom
to see them messing with the plumbing.
Noo!
I said I would fix it!
Don’t look at me, I am an innocent bystander.
You promised.
Well.
He is trying to be the perfect husband.
And you are?
Whoa, Hon.
Yes!
That’s not what I hear.
Don’t torture him, he is our guest.
I just came to help a friend.
So, help me and go home!
See what I have to put up with!
Yeah, Alien PMS.
Excuse me?
He does have a point.
And I think I will be leaving.
I don’t think so!
Whatever.
Whatever?
Do you think this is a joke?
Maybe.
I wouldn’t threaten an alien if I where you.
You should take his advice.
On what?
Being the perfect husband.
You wish.
No more plumbing.
Good, I’m leaving.
Bye.
See you later at the game.
Okay, see you later bro-
Why is this so difficult for you?
No more plumbing, I promise.
For real?
For real.
I’m sorry.
For what?
You are the perfect husband even with the plumbing quirks.
I love you.
I love you too.
Answer
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STORY 7
He walked into the bathroom to see his wife bending over the bathtub.
How’s my baby?
Great.
I wasn’t talking to you.
Oh, I see.
Has he been treating his mommy right?
Better then his Dad?
Ouch.
Hehe.
Can I join in the fun?
Do you want daddy to help?
I think that’s a yes.
No. That’s gas.
Why do I bother?
Cause you love us.
I can’t argue with that.
By, the way, how did it go?
It could have gone better.
Ohh, that bad?
I am sure you will hear all about it.
I already have.
I am sure you have.
Alien PMS?
Umm.
Can I meet this perfect husband of mine?
He’s right in front of you.
Where?
What?
I love you.
I love you too.
Answer
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STORY 8
He walked impatiently to the bathroom to see her rummaging through
the drawers.
Are you ready?
Not yet.
What's taking so long?
I can't find the matching eyeshadow.
You look great. Can we go?
No.
We are going to be late!
No we won't.
Is she ready?
Who?
Who?!
Our daughter.
Ohh. Oh NO!
What?
We will be a little late.
Told you so!
Bite me!
Is that an invitation?
You wish.
Where is she?
Who?
I thought we covered that already?
Oh, she is over at 'unkie two's' house pretending to be their daughter
for the day.
Testing the waters of being parents?
More like a big splash into the deep end.
That's my girl!
We will have to go pick her up.
Will she be ready?
Only if they were able to contain her.
We better leave now.
She is just like her father.
Yeah, with twice the spunk and attitude.
She'is only two, she will grow out of it.
I want her to be just like you.
Ahh, I love you.
I love you too.
Answer
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STORY 9
She relaxed in the warm water. The bubbles engulfing her, she watched
as he walked in and sat down next to the tub.
Rough day?
You could say that!
She couldn’t have been that bad.
You deserted me. How would you know?
There was an emergency.
There is always an emergency.
That’s a doctor’s life, you knew that when you took the
vows.
Can I take them back?
No. It couldn’t have been that bad.
Oh, if you only knew.
She is only two, how bad could it have been?
Only two with powers that are out of control!
What did she do?
What did she not do?!
That bad?
Did you go into the kitchen?
No.
I don’t know if I can do this.
We will be together.
I know.
I love you.
I love you too.
Answer
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STORY 10
Honey, I’m home!
I am in here!
Where?
I am in here!!
He walked into the bathroom to see her cleaning the bathtub.
You’re cleaning again?
Yep.
What’s wrong?
Cleaning helps me think.
About what?
About our baby.
I am sure sniffing cleaning supplies will help the baby.
Ugh!
Our baby will be perfect.
I want so much for this baby- it’s a new start for the both
of us.
Soon he will be here.
Or her.
Okay, soon our baby will be here and we will be one big happy family.
Our family sure has grown.
And for the better.
I love you.
I love you too.
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ANSWER KEY
STORY 1- Kyle & Tess
STORY 2- Michael & Maria
STORY 3- Alex & Isabel
STORY 4- Kyle & Tess
STORY 5- Max & Liz
STORY 6- Alex, Isabel & Kyle
STORY 7- Kyle & Tess
STORY 8- Michael & Maria
STORY 9- Max & Liz
STORY 10- Jim & Amy
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Bath Chronicles 2 |
