| Category |
Conventional Couples |
| Rating |
PG-13 |
| Summary |
A little bathroom and bedroom fun. Each story features a different
couple or trio. Your part is to guess which couple it is. The
answer key is posted at the end. |
| Spoilers |
None |
| Author's Note |
I needed something fun and light. Enjoy! |
Read Bed 'n
Bath Chronicles 1
STORY 11
Okay. I paged him, he will meet us there.
I don't think I will be able to make it!
What?
Ahhh.
Here?! In the bathroom?
Yes!!
I'll page him back.
Hurry! Ahhh! Okay, I can do this!
He's on his way. How far apart?
AHHH!
Not far.
It hurts- Ugh!
Here, let's get into position. Take my hand.
AHHH!
Ah!
What?
Nails!
Sorry.
Don't be.
Ahhh!
Take a deep breath. Inhale, exhale.
I'm here!
It's about time. Ahhh!
Glad to see you could make it!
How far?
AHH!
About thirty seconds.
Let me take a look.
Ugh. Ahhh!
How is she?
Fully effaced and dilated. The head is crowning. Sis, I am going to
need you to push with the next contraction.
AHH!
Push! You are doing great!
Head's out.
--WHAH--
Is he okay? AHH!
You're doing perfect!
You did it! The baby looks perfect. Let me clean her up and-
Her?
A girl? I thought you said-
So, I was wrong, she's gorgeous. Here you go to mommy.
Look at my baby. AHH!
What?
Oh. my.
Contractions, take her.
Again?
Okay we are going to have to do this again.
AHHH!
What?
The head is crowning. I will need you to push.
Ahhh, twins?
Twins?!
Yes, The head is out.
AHH!
What?! Okay. Honey you are doing great, remember. Inhale. Exhale.
We are almost there. Push!
Ugh.
You are doing great!
A boy! You have a beautiful baby boy.
-WHAH-
A boy?
Twins.
He cleaned up the little boy and handed him to his mother. He quickly
healed her with a touch of his hand. She was leaning up against her
husband with her twins in her arms.
They are so beautiful. I will give the four of you some time alone.
I'm so happy. We have a perfect little girl and a perfect little boy.
They are beautiful and so is their mother.
Thank you for loving me and giving me a chance for all of my dreams
to come true.
I love you.
I love you too.
Answer
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STORY 12
Hi! He told me I would find you in here.
Hi!
What are you doing?
I am looking for my bath oils.
Did a certain someone hide them?
Yep.
Men!
Don’t you mean boys?
Oh! You’re so evil!!
I learned from the master.
I’ll take that as a compliment.
Is there something that you need?
Yep.
And are you going to tell me? Unfortunately I can’t read minds.
I want our husbands to take us to that new restaurant on 4th street.
The Silver Tea?
The one and only!!
The only place in Roswell that requires a suit and tie?
Yep!
I’d love it!
But?
How do we get our husbands to take us?
Exactly!!
Humm.
The two of them sat in the bathroom pondering their current dilemma.
What are we to do?
We could call for reinforcement?
We could... but then it wouldn’t be a challenge!
Oh!
What?
We could promise to go to that car thing they like.
And then pull out.
At the last moment.
It works every time.
Tomorrow?
That’s perfect!
See ya then.
Luv ya.
Luv ya too.
Answer
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STORY 13
He walked into the executive bathroom to run smack into him.
Oww.
Hey!
Watch it!
You!?
Well, fancy meeting you here.
I work here too.
In the bathroom?
What?!
Witty comeback.
Whatever.
Are we still on for the Death Race Xtreme?
Definitely and without the little wife, even though she promised.
They are dying to go to The Silver Tea.
They want to play their games, we can play ours.
I know at first she forbid me to go, saying it was 'cruel' and 'violent'.
And now they will let us go without hesitation.
Women!?
If they only knew we were going to take them anyway to celebrate the
deal.
This way we get to see some action.
Definitely.
How are the drafts coming for the Morganson Building?
Great, you should swing by the office.
I will be by later.
This is our biggest deal yet.
Luv ya.
What?!
Our wives say it all the time.
Whatever.
Ya, whatever.
Answer
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STORY 14
Jerk!
What?!
Augh!
What’s wrong?
I hate you!
She stormed into the bathroom and slammed the door in his face.
What?!
Three little words, Death Race Xtreme!
I told you about that.
I hate you!
Would you open the door.
No!
Don’t force me to open it!
Whatever.
Honey?
Jerk!
I think you said that already.
Bubble butt!
Bubble butt?!
You heard me!!
What did I do?
Whatever!
All right I am coming in!
Noo!
Gotcha!
Let go of me!!
Not till you tell me what’s wrong.
You said it was a car thing!
You assumed it was a car thing.
Jerk!
What?
It’s a strip joint!!
So?
I can’t believe you!
It was for fun.
I called her.
You didn’t.
Just got off the phone.
He is so going to kill me.
Is bubble butt afraid?
I hate you.
Well, the feelings mutual!! Get your hands off me!
No!
You are so-
What?
Don’t do that.
Do what?
That.
You like?
Oh. Yeah.
I’m sorry, I will never go again. I love you.
Oh, I love you too.
Answer
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STORY 15
How could you!
She yelled running into the bathroom, slamming shut the cell phone.
Whmhmf?
Spit before you try to speak!
Fimhfne.
Ugh!!
What?
You are so going to die!!
Huh?
Don’t give me that innocent act.
Honey?
SOB!
What?
Jerk!
I give... what did I do?
---
Honey?
---
The silent treatment is not going to work.
---
What?!
Death Race Xtreme!
What?
You heard me!!
Oh.
---
Don’t look at me like that. It was his idea!
But you looked!
I-
Don’t even try to-
You are my love.
come-
The most beautiful women in all the Galaxy...
up-
The mother of my child-
with-
My soulmate.
---
I will never go again.
Damn straight!
Can you forgive me? I love you.
Augh. I love you too.
Answer
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STORY 16
Oh, NO!
What’s wrong?
Nothing!
Why is the carpet wet?
I don’t know.
What is going on in there?
Nothing.
She quickly opened the bathroom door.
What happened?
I don’t see anything wrong.
I am standing in a puddle of water and bubbles are everywhere!
Harmless really.
Harmless? Everything is soaked!!
I was just trying.
Laundry detergent?
Umm.
You were trying to do laundry?
Yeah. It said 'wash by hand'.
How much soap did you use?
I dropped it.
Oh.
I will clean it up.
You are so sweet.
Even though I made a mess?
It’s the thought that counts.
You were so tired, so I thought I'd try.
Shh.
Wow.
Want more?
Yeah.
I love you.
I love you too.
Answer
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STORY 17
Honey!
Huhh.
Wake up!
Mmmm.
Did you hear that?
What?
Wake up!
Huhh.
Did you hear that?
Hear what?
Shhh.
---
There! Did you hear it?
Floor creaking...
How do you know?
We live an old house, it is bound to creak.
Go check it out!
Why?
Check it out!
Fine.
Thank you.
She watched him climb out of bed and out the door. A few minutes passed.
Nothing.
Nothing?
Nothing.
Are you sure?
Yes.
Okay. Thank you.
Can I go back to bed?
I love you.
I love you too.
Answer
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STORY 18
The two were in bed reading, when he noticed the small pink book.
What are you reading?
Nothing.
N,o really. What are you reading?
Nothing.
Let me see it!
Noo!
A romance novel?
Umm.
My wife is reading a romance novel?
Yeah.
I can’t believe it.
I confiscated it from one of my students.
Who would want to read a trashy novel? When they can listen to the
wonders of molecular biology!
What?!
Ouch.
My class is not boring!
If you say so.
Actually, the book is quite interesting.
Learn anything new?
Maybe.
Care to show me?
Thought you’d never ask.
I love you.
I love you too.
Answer
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STORY 19
He walked into the bedroom - and saw her.
Ahh!!
Wow.
Get out!
Umm.
What the hell are you doing here?
He said you had left.
Who?
Your husband.
You can open up your eyes now.
I’m sorry.
Haven’t you heard of knocking?!
You weren’t supposed to be here!
How much did you see?
Nothing too important.
Oh, my God.
I’m so sorry.
You are so dead!
I'm sure if you don’t kill me, he will.
You bet he will!
It was an accident.
Augh.
It happens, after all we're close to family.
You saw me naked!
I will strip for you if you want me too.
Okay!
What?!
Just joking.
All forgiven?
Yeah.
You’re the best, are you going to tell him?
No.
I luv you!
Augh, I luv you too.
Answer
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STORY 20
Ahh, that feels so good.
Huh?
Oh, don't stop!
What?
Yeah, right there.
Who are you talking to?
Mmm.
Excuse me?
Why did you stop?
I didn't start.
What?!
Don't look at me! I haven't touched you...
AHH!!
He watched as she jumped out of bed and ran around the room. He quickly
jumped out of bed and went to her.
What's going on?
I-
Yeah?
Something was touching me!!
What?
Look under the covers.
No. You look.
Please!
Fine.
What?!
Kayla Marie!
Huh.
Babydoll wake up.
You scared mommy.
I sorry.
Come here sweetie.
What did I tell you about sneaking into bed?
I scared!
What's wrong?
Another nightmare?
Yep.
Do you want to stay with us?
The little girl jumped up and down in bed while her parents laughed.
I love my girls.
Luv two!
Aww, I love you too.
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ANSWER KEY
STORY 11- Isabel, Alex & Max
STORY 12- Tess & Maria
STORY 13- Mcihael & Kyle
STORY 14- Michael & Maria
STORY 15- Tess & Kyle
STORY 16- Alex & Isabel
STORY 17- Jim & Amy
STORY 18- Max & Liz
STORY 19- Maria & Kyle
STORY 20- Micahel, Maria & daugther
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