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| Category |
Conventional Couples |
| Rating |
R |
| Summary |
Maria IMs Kyle and wackiness ensues. Featuring Michael, Maria,
Kyle & Tess. |
| Spoilers |
None |
| Author's Note |
Co-authored - ScentedOil101 by Sheli, Buddahboy by Icalynn
aka Icky, and ne1 by Chicky |
You have just entered room "Buddahboy Chat97."
ScentedOil101: Do you know what your father
is doing to my mom right now?!?
Buddahboy: What?
Buddahboy: Wait!
ScentedOil101: I'm not sure, but it involves lots
of moaning.
ScentedOil101: What?
Buddahboy: ohh... the images
Buddahboy: I told you to wait
ScentedOil101: Wait for what?
Buddahboy: before you told me about your mom and
Buddahboy: *gasp*
Buddahboy: my dad
ScentedOil101: If I have to hear it, you have to
hear about it.
Buddahboy: no
Buddahboy: please I beg of you
ScentedOil101: Why is he here? It's 3 in the morning!
Buddahboy: I heard it last night
ScentedOil101: If I knew he'd be here I'd be somewhere
else...
ScentedOil101: Ew, last night too?
Buddahboy: yep... too much moaning in the direction
of the bedroom
Buddahboy: went out
Buddahboy: and they were still going at it when
I got back
ScentedOil101: Think they'd hear me if I snuck over
to Michael's?
Buddahboy: Hmmm....
Buddahboy: Why would you do that?
ScentedOil101: Because the sounds I'm hearing are
going to give me nightmares, that's why.
Buddahboy: is that the only reason?
ScentedOil101:What the hell are you hinting at,
Kyle?
Buddahboy: Me?
Buddahboy: Nothing...
ScentedOil101: I need a reason to want to hang out at my boyfriend's
place?
Buddahboy: at 3am you do!
ScentedOil101: What are you, my keeper?
Buddahboy: Someone has to.
ScentedOil101: Is that a dig at my mom?
Buddahboy: She is busy at the moment.
ScentedOil101: *cringe*
ScentedOil101: Thanks for reminding me.
Buddahboy: So I will have to do for now.
ScentedOil101: Where did you go last night, huh?
Buddahboy: Nowhere...
Buddahboy: I just invited a friend to join our talk.
Buddahboy: ;)
ne1 has entered the room.
ScentedOil101: Friend?
ScentedOil101: Who?
ne1: guess
Buddahboy: Yeah guess
Buddahboy: Better make it good.
ScentedOil101: Uhh... Isabel, is that you?
ne1: try again
Buddahboy: Strike out try again
ScentedOil101: Don't tell me Maxie boy got a new screenname.
ne1: not quite brainiac
Buddahboy: oh another strike
ScentedOil101: Whoever you are, you have an attitude!
ne1: what of it?
ScentedOil101: Okay, I give up, who is that?
Buddahboy: maria?
ScentedOil101: Shut up.
ne1: it's not that easy.
Buddahboy: Come on you should know this one....
ScentedOil101: It's 3 am and my mom is SCREAMING right now.
ne1: i'll make you scream
Buddahboy: *cringe*
ScentedOil101: If that's *not* Michael, sleep with one eye open.
ScentedOil101: Actually.
ScentedOil101: Even if it is Michael.
ne1: finally caught on.
Buddahboy: took her a bit
ScentedOil101: You don't have a computer, where are you? At Kyle's
ne1: wanna play twenty questions for that one?
ScentedOil101: I owe you a slap for that brainiac comment, btw.
ne1: ok
Buddahboy: that would be a lie
ScentedOil101: What would be a lie?
Buddahboy: That Michael is over here
Buddahboy: like he'd come over to my house
ScentedOil101: Your father is like, ravaging my mother, Kyle. Don't
lie to me. I'm hardly in the mood.
Buddahboy: My father?
Buddahboy: are you sure?
ScentedOil101: No, Kyle, my mom just invites random guys back to
the house.
Buddahboy: That's what I thought
ScentedOil101: And Kyle? @#%$ you. My mom is not a slut.
ne1: do i have to hear this?
ScentedOil101: If I have to hear it, you have to hear it!!!!
ne1: you don't have to hear it.
ScentedOil101: And how exactly would I not hear it?
ne1: you wouldn't hear it if you weren't there.
ne1: pass the time somewhere else.
ScentedOil101: Yeah, maybe I'll call up Liz... see if she's busy.
ne1: have fun.
ScentedOil101: We could have a slumber party!
Buddahboy: Sounds good to me.
Buddahboy: what kind of party?
ScentedOil101: Horndog.
ScentedOil101: It's obviously an inherited trait, too.
ne1: not again.
Buddahboy: At least he's getting something
ne1: true.
ne1: that doesn't run in the genes.
ScentedOil101: LOL!
ScentedOil101: hehe!
Buddahboy: Whatever.
ScentedOil101: Hey, wait a second.
Buddahboy: What?
ScentedOil101: That something you're talking about is my mother!
Eww.
Buddahboy: LMAO
ne1: hehe
ScentedOil101: That obviously doesn't run in the genes, either,
I guess, huh Michael?
ne1: if that's what you need to tell yourself.
Buddahboy: Maria, Maria...
ScentedOil101: Hmmm?
Buddahboy: She does bake a nice pie.
ne1: very nice.
Buddahboy: I am so glad, I'm not there
ne1: i think she wants to be there.
ScentedOil101: What?
Buddahboy: I think she does too
ScentedOil101: Why would you think that?!?! Eww.
ne1: yup.
ScentedOil101: Gross.
Buddahboy: She could have gone over to your place
ne1: well, that is true.
ScentedOil101: ‘Scuse me, Kyle, but weren't you the one "looking
out for me" two seconds ago?
ne1: what does 'looking out' mean, Kyle?
Buddahboy: Changed my mind
Buddahboy: Guerin needs the help
ne1: whatever
ScentedOil101: It's nice you two get along so well
Buddahboy: whatever
ne1: why's that?
ScentedOil101: And so talkative...
Buddahboy: just thought he might want to get lucky
Buddahboy: since the rest of Roswell is
ne1: don't need your help in that department.
ne1: try helping yourself.
Buddahboy: Oh... I've got that covered
Buddahboy: I'm really glad Dad decided to go over there
ScentedOil101: Why, Kyle, who's over there, huh?
ScentedOil101: Kyle!!!
ScentedOil101: Who are you talking about??
ne1: that is a bluff.
Buddahboy: You wanna come over and see?
ne1: no, she doesn't.
ScentedOil101: I can answer for myself you Neanderthal!
ScentedOil101: No, I don't.
Buddahboy: three's a crowd anyway
ne1: just call it esp.
ScentedOil101: Liz probably isn't up now, now that I think about
it
ne1: oh, nowhere to go then?
ne1: going to be wandering around out in the cold?
Buddahboy: then again three's a very good number
ScentedOil101: kyle, do you want your ass kicked?
ne1: and shredded?
Buddahboy: I think I'll pass.
ne1: thought so.
ScentedOil101: brb, my mom just came out of her room
ne1: oh here we go again...
Buddahboy: Guerin, you're a fool.
ne1: shut up.
Buddahboy: could have had the goods.
Buddahboy: it was right there, just begging to be taken.
ne1: you couldn't get the goods if they fell in your lap.
Buddahboy: In fact it's in my bed.
ne1: whatever.
ne1: you're full of it.
ScentedOil101: I swear, if you continue talking about women as
goods, I will get Isabel to use her mojo on you both
Buddahboy: Fine, she wants to get on anyway.
Buddahboy: Hi, Michael.
Buddahboy: Hi, Maria.
ne1: hello?
Buddahboy: Guess who?
ScentedOil101: my mom was wondering why i was up... who's that?
ne1: kyle pretending to be his own date.
ScentedOil101: i told her kyle was trying to get me to have cyber
sex with him
Buddahboy: I resent that!
ScentedOil101: Give us a name, then, and maybe we'll believe you
ne1: speak for yourself.
Buddahboy: My name?
ScentedOil101: Duh.
ne1: she's not so good at guessing.
Buddahboy: then the ‘I only like you as a brother’
act will be broken
Buddahboy: and Jim would kick me out
ScentedOil101: michael - such thin ice... and, is that Tess??
ScentedOil101: No way.
ne1: how much did he pay you?
Buddahboy: See... not that hard.
Buddahboy: didn't have to pay me anything
ScentedOil101: Not everyone is so desperate for sex.
ne1: shut up.
ScentedOil101: *g*
Buddahboy: *g*
ScentedOil101: Tess... if that's really you... Eww! Kyle!
Buddahboy: Why? Eww?
ScentedOil101: (No offense, Kyle. You know. Your dad's asleep in
my mom's bed right now. It's all ew.)
Buddahboy: Kyle went to get us some drinks... and he's over there
again?
ScentedOil101: Yeah, didn't you notice the quiet?
Buddahboy: No, we were a little noisy ourselves
ne1: not everyone is as sensitive to noise as you are Maria.
ScentedOil101: michael, you've never heard them! shut up! :b
Buddahboy: You're mom's lucky though
ne1: if you don't wanna hear them, just saddle up and ride away.
ScentedOil101: uh huh, i'll just hitchhike through town at 3 am
ScentedOil101: the car is so not working right now
Buddahboy: Valenti men are mmmgood
ScentedOil101: Tess!
ScentedOil101: Eww!
ScentedOil101: TMI!
ne1: gonna' join in the ew
Buddahboy: What did she do?
Buddahboy: Tess!!
Buddahboy: You didn't.
ScentedOil101: Kyle! Why didn't you tell me???
ScentedOil101: I'm very mad at you right now.
ne1: why would he tell you?
ne1: obviously you don't tell him everything.
Buddahboy: It was a secret.
ScentedOil101: You're all "Ooh, tell me the exact details
of what you and Guerin do in his apartment" and don't even
tell me anything
ne1: you're what, Kyle?
Buddahboy: It was a secret... I can keep a secret
ne1: i still don't believe it.
ScentedOil101: Hmm, maybe I shouldn't yell at him for his secret-keeping
abilities
ScentedOil101: I wish I had two phonelines I could call and check…
Buddahboy: Your life depends on my ability to keep a secret
ne1: and your life depends on your ability to keep secrets
ne1: you don't need to know anymore secrets.
ScentedOil101: hold on, sean just walked in
Buddahboy: I know. Tess keeps threatening me.
ne1: good.
ne1: (as if i believe it).
Buddahboy: Man, I'm whipped.
ne1: yeah, i'll bet you are.
ScentedOil101: ooh sean says he'll give me a ride after his shower!
ne1: a ride where?
Buddahboy: The things she can do with her tongue
ScentedOil101: *pretending not to hear kyle*
Buddahboy: Guerin your dense
ne1: maybe, maybe not.
ne1: she doesn't know where i am.
ScentedOil101: I don't know, I don't have any plans
ScentedOil101: Exactly.
Buddahboy: that's true
ScentedOil101: Otherwise I would have been over there twenty minutes
ago. *smirk*
ne1: well, you know, i could be at my place in like 5...
Buddahboy: lol
ScentedOil101: I figured as much.
ScentedOil101: Too bad Sean takes long showers.
ScentedOil101: Where the hell are you, anyway?
Buddahboy: strike two Guerin
ne1: nowhere
ScentedOil101: you just evaporated into thin air?
Buddahboy: It could happen
ScentedOil101: LOL
ScentedOil101: It *has* happened
ne1: shut up. none of your business where i am.
ScentedOil101: excuse me? that comment was directed at kyle, right?
Buddahboy: What?
ne1: it was directed at anyone who asked.
ScentedOil101: Hmm. You know, I think I might head over to Max's.
He never minds when I crawl through his window.
Buddahboy: Go for it!
ne1: yeah, that'd be fine.
ne1: he's not home anyway.
ScentedOil101: how do you know that?
ScentedOil101: is that where you are?
ne1: call it my alien voodoo powers.
ScentedOil101: Max isn't home? Is Isabel?
Buddahboy: Nope they went on a family trip.
ScentedOil101: And Max didn't ell me?
ScentedOil101: What the hell.
ne1: what are you his mother?
ScentedOil101: Shut up, Michael. Some people tell their friends
where the hell they are.
Buddahboy: Touche.
ScentedOil101: Sean just suggested we go on a family trip.
ne1: oops, i'm pretty sure he did tell his friend.
ScentedOil101: Michael, you wouldn't have a problem with me and
Kyle sharing a tent if we all went camping, right?
ScentedOil101: I'm sure Kyle wouldn't.
ne1: kyle sure as hell would have a problem if that happened.
Buddahboy: Tess would kill me.
ne1: (not if i got to you first, prick.)
ScentedOil101: I thought three was a great number. ;)
ne1: he was talking out of his ass.
Buddahboy: In that case!
ScentedOil101: Well, Michael, you know, I'd rather be with you,
but since I don't KNOW WHERE YOU ARE....
Buddahboy: I think a threesome would work
ScentedOil101: Oh, yeah, me and Tess, we're all over each other.
ne1: i could be at my place pretty quickly, you know...if there
was a reason...
Buddahboy: Kyle, you, me
Buddahboy: who said anything about Maria....
ne1: that's it.
ScentedOil101: You wish.
ScentedOil101: Michael wouldn't agree to it. He can barely tolerate
Kyle. Let alone partake in a threesome with him
Buddahboy: But a foursome would rock
Buddahboy: Game?
ne1: what are you wearing, Tess?
ne1: since Maria's busy camping and all...
Buddahboy: Nothing.
ScentedOil101: Oh, yeah, I'm so jealous.
ne1: yeah, you are.
Buddahboy: You better be....
ScentedOil101: That worked, Michael, I'll be at your place in a
jiffy.
ne1: meet you there.
ne1: you know, when i have time.
Buddahboy: Have fun.
ScentedOil101: WHERE ARE YOU???
ScentedOil101: I'm not leaving this house until you tell me where
you are... and is that Tess or Kyle right now?
Buddahboy: Tess.
ne1: why do you need to know where i am?
ScentedOil101: It's a matter of trust.
ne1: afraid i'm taking dancing lessons or something?
Buddahboy: lol
ScentedOil101: Oh, yeah, just terrified. Dancing while typing.
You're that talented.
ne1: you know it, baby.
Buddahboy: He's a little 'Alien'
ScentedOil101: If your location is such a big secret obviously
it's important
ScentedOil101: unless you're just playing power games
ne1: i don't play games.
ScentedOil101: really.
ne1: yeah. really.
ne1: especially not 'tent' games.
ScentedOil101: "what are you wearing, tess?"
Buddahboy: Who want's to know?
ne1: wanted to make sure she was properly insulated.
Buddahboy: Guerin!
Buddahboy: Play nice.
ScentedOil101: If we played nice, we'd get bored.
ne1: heaven forbid Maria gets bored.
ScentedOil101: heaven forbid Michael gets laid
ScentedOil101: men disgust me. maybe i'll just turn into a lesbian.
ne1: yeah, that'd last...haha
Buddahboy: Oh, that I'd like to see.
ScentedOil101: kyle, how long have you and tess been, uh, involved?
ScentedOil101: Or Tess.
Buddahboy: Since Christmas.
ScentedOil101: You two are confusing me -what?
ScentedOil101: Holy moses.
ne1: Christmas?
Buddahboy: Best present I ever got.
ne1: you're such a sap.
ScentedOil101: I'd call it sweet.
ne1: is that what you want, maria? sweet?
ScentedOil101: Okay, yeah, it's sappy.... but sometimes a girl
likes sappy. Sometimes.
ne1: talk about you getting bored.
ScentedOil101: I bet Tess knows where Kyle is 24/7
Buddahboy: It was rather hot and kinky... not sweet at all.
ScentedOil101: Tess!
ScentedOil101: Or Kyle!
ScentedOil101: Ew.
ScentedOil101: Bad visuals.
ne1: worse than sounds?
Buddahboy: Sounds... they were there.
ne1: is sean out of the shower yet?
ScentedOil101: Yeah, he's drying off
ScentedOil101: Why?
ne1: just wanted to make sure he wasn't wasting water.
ne1: there's a shortage you know.
ScentedOil101: Of course, that's awfully... economic of you
ne1: i'm sweet that way.
ScentedOil101: :D
Buddahboy: What happended? Did I miss anything good.
Buddahboy: Oh, Crap!
ScentedOil101: Is that Kyle now?
Buddahboy: I thought you said he was staying over there!
Buddahboy: @#%$...
ScentedOil101: What?
ne1: lmao
ScentedOil101: Your dad?
ne1: i guess 'daddy's home'.
ScentedOil101: I thought he was just asleep!
Buddahboy: Crap....
Buddahboy: She came too!
ScentedOil101: What?
Buddahboy: damn!
ScentedOil101: Hmm... that means my house is pretty much empty.
ne1: yeah, well i gotta' run
ne1: places to go, people to do...
Buddahboy: Getting Lucky?
Buddahboy: Damn the noises... we are splitting...
Buddahboy has left the room.
ScentedOil101: where you going, Michael? or is that top secret,
too, hmm?
ne1: you'll know soon enough.
ScentedOil101: bye bye, michael. sweet dreams.
ne1 has left the room.
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